1) A small furry, yet
intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths
in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or
articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young
Lancaster male)
2) "
You are a kong-plinger
sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)