playing chess

A girl/woman who likes to manipulate,control, play head games with a guy or takes advantage of a guy or situation.

Don't go out with out her she good at playing chess.

by hollywood doc September 15, 2006

Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!

by AdurnaVampyre January 26, 2009

playing chess

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

by entropy todovia mundial September 13, 2005

playing chess

drinking, usually heavily.
coined by underage kiddos to avoid detection by their mothers and other authority figures.
often used ironically or obviously - whether the kiddos are aware of this or not.

Hey, let's steal some beer from Chris's parents and play chess.

by Annie October 13, 2004

playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

by bjozzi December 8, 2017

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

Playing 5D Chess

suspiciously trying to deceive one or more people in layers of deceit, either on purpose or suspected by someone.

John: Steve is totally acting sus, he knows we suspect him but what if he's trying to look guilty on purpose so we don't think it's him, but then that would be a reason to think it's him.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.

by 岸谷新羅 September 28, 2020