9:01 a.m - Just woke up, I'm hung over.
9:04 a.m - Finally out of bed, should I take a piss or should I drink some Advil and take a piss after wards so the extra liquid can piss out.
9:04 a.m - Well I decided to take some Advil first, here it goes!
9:05 a.m - It looks like it's going to rain outside

You get the point... Play by play

play by play by Jesuslovesyouyou May 22, 2011

Play By Play

A detailed running commentary on an event, for instance a sporting contest or a cooking show.

"Chef, can I get a play by play on that?"

Play By Play by crabcook August 31, 2019

Play-by-play

1.) Describing a bowl movement as it happens.
2.) Giving full details while on the toilet

Person 1, "Oh! This toilet seat is very cold and I'm starting to prairie-dog"

Person 2, "Wow, I don't need the Play-by-play!"

Play-by-play by Weiner-schnitzel December 15, 2010

Play-by-play Mom

A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.

Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom

Play-by-play Mom by Somervillian November 14, 2016

play by play lay

A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.

Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."

play by play lay by Tracyauto October 18, 2008

play by post

A role playing game usually conducted over an internet forum.

Kevin is in a play by post for White-Wolf's Mage rpg with his friends.

play by post by 403forbidden May 30, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026