Platongay
My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay
Platongay by Sparklecake July 2, 2015
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Platonia
Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Platonia by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008
platony
Noun.
1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.
(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)
1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.
(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)
1. a. There is a severe lack of platony in their relationship.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.
2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.
3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.
2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.
3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.
platony by Katie Alice July 27, 2006
plaronga
yo what..
hey man
plaronga, dude!
whazzat?
Oh its that word dem urban dictionario assholes rejected
OHHH! man u da bomb
plaronga all da damn time dude.
hey man
plaronga, dude!
whazzat?
Oh its that word dem urban dictionario assholes rejected
OHHH! man u da bomb
plaronga all da damn time dude.
plaronga by african_juju-plaronga_man December 6, 2016
platorgy
platorgy by Lusty Doggo March 11, 2017
platooga
platooga by flooglehiemer March 21, 2007
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