Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force
men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The
Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No
Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many
men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of
Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.