Platongay 

A platonic relationship between a straight person and a gay person that will always be non sexual.

My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay

Platongay by Sparklecake July 2, 2015

platona 

A noun, it means bitch in some language, but basically it refers to a (usually) good looking girl that's really a high maitenance uptight bitch that thinks she's all that.

Alex: Hey, check out that chick over there - such a platona.

platona by shur October 23, 2007

Platonia 

Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'

Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.

There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.

The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.

No one gets with Annie, that bitch is the Queen of Platonia.

Platonia by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008

platony 

Noun.

1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.

(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)

1. a. There is a severe lack of platony in their relationship.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.

2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.

3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.

platony by Katie Alice July 27, 2006

plaronga 

dat word dem urban dictionario people rejected thrice.... oohhhhh niceeee

oh shit i meant twice man

yo what..
hey man
plaronga, dude!
whazzat?
Oh its that word dem urban dictionario assholes rejected
OHHH! man u da bomb

plaronga all da damn time dude.

plaronga by african_juju-plaronga_man December 6, 2016

platorgy 

A platonic (non sexual) orgy for you and your friends.

There's 5 girls and 2 guys having a platorgy right now!

platorgy by Lusty Doggo March 11, 2017

platooga 

bitch; skank; whore

one who is a bitch or acts like a bitch.

OMG! That girl is such a platooga.

platooga by flooglehiemer March 21, 2007