A noun, it means bitch in some language, but basically it refers to a (usually) good looking girl that's really a high maitenance uptight bitch that thinks she's all that.
Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep friedanything.
1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.
(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)
1. a. There is a severe lack of platony in their relationship.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.
2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.
3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.