platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.

All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.

platformist by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015

Platformist

A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.

I want Galaxy Default V3 on quest now, but the creators a platformist smh.

Platformist by Knight~ October 1, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

platforms 

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

platforms by the pretender October 21, 2003

platforming strawmen 

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.

"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

platforming strawmen by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022

Panformist 

Conforming to every style (i.e., prep, goth, emo, scene, nerd), so that there basically is no style in a persons wardrobe.

Chick #1: Um, like, why does that one girl change her style like, every day?

Chick #2: Dude, I know right? I think she says its called being panformist...

Chick #1: Oh. Freak.

Panformist by killakyraskeetskeet June 29, 2010

Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018