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Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018
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Platforming 

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.
Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!
Platforming by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Platforming 

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
Platforming by Romancell March 11, 2023

platforming strawmen 

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.
"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.
All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.
platformist by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015

Platformist

A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.
I want Galaxy Default V3 on quest now, but the creators a platformist smh.
Platformist by Knight~ October 1, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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