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Platforming 

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.
Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!
Platforming by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

Platforming 

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
Platforming by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Platforming 

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
Platforming by Romancell March 11, 2023

platforming strawmen 

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.
"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.
All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.
platformist by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015

Platformist

A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.
I want Galaxy Default V3 on quest now, but the creators a platformist smh.
Platformist by Knight~ October 1, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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