Platego 

(noun) The combination of plate and ego used to describe egotistical warrior tanks in World of Warcraft guilds.

Main tank: I MUST GET ALL THE LOOT BECAUSE I AM VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE!
Paladin: Oh man, check out his platego, it's so massive it's going to consume us all!

Platego by Norolas October 14, 2008

planego 

n. Cargo for airplanes. Cargo generally refers to transport of goods by sea or air. However, neither of these involve the use of cars. See shipgo.

The cargo goes in the car and the planego goes in the plane.

"Get that planego on the plane and let's get outa here!"

planego by sneaky tiki August 6, 2012

plateboard 

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

plateboard by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Platebow effect 

When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.

M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!

K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.

M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!

K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.

Platebow effect by His Majesty the King November 26, 2011

platepourri

A colourful mixture of edible flowers, fresh young herbs, and assorted micro-greens scattered over an otherwise perfectly fine dish simply to satisfy Instagram posters. It seems to have emerged in the trendy brunch spots of Sydney and is spreading fast.

Mate, how’s the new brunch spot up the road?

It’s good but it was like the chef stole me mum’s potpourri from the back of her bedroom toilet and dumped it all over our meal.

That’s platepourri mate, it’s the scourge of this generation of young chefs.

platepourri by JJ Seldron May 27, 2017

PlateHood 

The PlateHood is a privacy solution to protect your personal information from photo enforcement systems. The PlateHood is not a license plate cover.

Driving down the road i was flashed by a photo radar system and didn't have to worry about a ticket because i had the PlateHood installed on my car.

While deep in da hood, i rest easy with my PlateHood.

PlateHood by Bababooey420 August 11, 2011

Placego 

The act of doing a task that's already been completed because one doesn't believe it has until they themselves have done it.

"Even though the elevator button is obviously pressed, that guy still presses it because he doesn't trust it like it's a placego."

Placego by ShabeRaven October 28, 2016