Platé

Slang for a penis that has more gurth than it has length. Looks like a wide plate.

Mike: *Unzips pants*
Mike: *Grabs ruler*
Mike: Hmm, 2 on length, 4 on width. Yup! That Platé is why Janice rejected me.
Mike: Fuckin bitch...

by Finnex April 24, 2022