Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.

'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'

by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009

Pappert neck

Where one allows an x amount of dirt to accumulate on the back of one's neck causing them to give the appearance that they do not wash the neck

Damn you got pappert neck.

by Pappert neck November 29, 2015

plappermouthing

Verb:
1. likely or designed to confuse and divert from doping issues.
2. drug doping side effect.

All this plappermouthing about being a clean team, they should be taking a firm stance against this, not hiring some bent doctor and then wheeling out young Geraint to trot out the same stale jizz that every triathlete is currently coming up with rather than daring to see the wood for the trees.

by dst August 29, 2012

Plapper

A person that chews their food obnoxiously loud...to the point of sounding like a cow chewing grass.

"Dude...your such a plapper...close your mouth!"

"Bro...you sound like a cow..stop plapping!"

by Herbi November 14, 2007

plapper

An extremely loud fart that occurs when your ass cheeks flap in the gust. Mainly occuring while seated on a chair.

Yo man, I just plappered big time

by the plapper101 August 15, 2008

ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

purple plapper

The vaginal lips of an African-American woman. Purple, describing the color of their genital, and plapper, referring to the 'plap' noise that is made by their labias abruptly smacking together. ('plap' noise usually made during intercourse)

Shineequa's purple plapper was rather disgusting. It was slimy, and smelled like rotted salmon.

by charley elizabeth January 27, 2006