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Plano Mom 

the mother of a child attending Plano West Senior High, rarely found East of Coit Road. Plano Moms have highlighted hair to match their daughter's, have no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands, and spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive clothes sold at Willowbend Mall.

usually called "MILF"s
"oh man, check out that woman. how old do you think she is?"

"man I dont know, but shes hot. she definitely looks like a Plano Mom though. check out that rack."
Plano Mom by fjvuaidsljk September 6, 2009
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mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.
person 1: 'that person sure likes plants'
person 2:'yeh . she's a plant mom'
plant mom by iwantdeathpls May 25, 2018
Word of the Day on January 18, 2020

Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.
"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."

Playing your mom’s piano 

Vaginal intercourse with someones mother.
“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.
A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "
Your Mom's a Plane by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026