Planksy

An unidentified conceptual artist (or artists) who places mysterious shiny metal monoliths in obscure places, possibly inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey

Alexia was walking along the Isle of Wight beach when she spotted the shining monolith. Perhaps the work of Planksy, just like the one in Utah?

by Limbic Candy December 7, 2020

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

planky

when it hella hot outside (OC Slang)

"Damn it mad planky outside"

by OC Banger May 24, 2023

duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

by skanketeer March 14, 2009

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

planks

The prescription drug Xanax

Hey you wanna buy some planks?.. 3 for 10?

by nemizis November 21, 2007

Planks

The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.

"Hey mate, pass me the bong"
(Mate passes bong)
"Planks mate"

by V man #1 May 30, 2013