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planestalker 

Someone who rather eerily stalks their friend's plane as they fly to and from their destination. Planestalkers are Air Traffic Control wannabes and/or commercial airplane enthusiasts who use a multitude of resources to stalk their friend's plane, such as monitoring real-time flight data and listening intently to actual air traffic control tower communications, waiting breathlessly to hear their friend's pilot make radio contact with the tower to confirm arrival and departure procedures.

Planestalkers may or may not feel an overwhelmingly impulsive and self-indulgent urge to share this information with their friend, who likely has zero interest in the arrival or departure runway of their aircraft, the average speed and altitude of their entire flight, and what they may have seen if they had been sitting on the left side of the plane, that is, assuming their friend did not have their window shade down and their face in a glass of vodka.
Planestalker:

Text Message 1: "I hope you're sitting on the LEFT side of the plane because flights are departing runway 13 today, and you'll surely have a GREAT view!"

Text Message 2: "Somewhere over Wisconsin, your plane flew north of its usual course for about 100 miles to avoid some inclement weather!"

Text Message 3: "You just landed on runway 4L! You're now taxiing on taxiway Foxtrot and will arrive at Gate B89 shorty. Your pilot sounds really nice!"

Text Message 4: "Your plane few at an average speed of 515 mph and at an average cruising altitude of 36,000 feet! Welcome home!"
planestalker by planestalker4life September 2, 2013

plonkstain 

You are a plonkstain.
a word defining busta ass rappers aka studio gangstas
most famous prankstas being: Dre Dre, Snoop Doog + tha whole fucking mutt pound!
pranksta by AmaNiTus The Great March 25, 2007

gangsta pranksta 

a gangsta whom by definition is also a pranksta
dang, yo. that foolio is a gangsta pranksta.
gangsta pranksta by christin August 2, 2003
A punk-ass gangster. A person that obviously has no game whatsoever but tries to come off like they got it going on.
A dude that tried to holla at you and you kicked him to the curb, then he turns around and tries to holla at your friend right in front of you. "Girl, he ain't nuthin but a panksta!"
Panksta by kgmax October 17, 2008

Plangsta 

An anti-establishment urban revolutionary with plenty of game. See playa and gangsta.
Man, did you see dat thug wit dem hunnies, what a plangsta!
Plangsta by Raoul Duke II January 1, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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