In Europe guys lay down with a piece of glass over their face and have a girl squat over them and shit over their face. The guys like to see the muscles contract.

Damn, George is going to that place to have some more plate sex.

Plate Sex by Bermuda May 5, 2004

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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

plant sex by plantsix February 17, 2021

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sex on a plate

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.

Thinking to myself, “Dayuuumnmn that guy is sex on a plate!!!”

sex on a plate by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019

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Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

Planet sexual by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

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