Plain-tain 

Extremely boring and annoying person. Often has no life and sits in the corner

Damn! Valholly is such a plain-tain

Plain-tain by committee to plan parties October 23, 2018

hide the plantain 

Trying to hide a boner

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence

hide the plantain by Burdac January 11, 2021

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger 

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Plantain 

otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.

Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?

Plantain by Mr. Manners Man December 24, 2008

Plantain 

1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.

Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.

1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.

2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.

Plantain by Wobo King June 15, 2009

Plantainis 

A plantain. Small banana. Or tyler's abnormally small penis.
PLANTAINIS: item CC uses for pleasure of the vagina. Most likely leads to organisms of some sort. Pleasure will not be achieved without the practice needed to satisfy tyler.

plantainis

Plantainis by bizbizbizbizy & cchlloooo.:) May 29, 2009

Plantain 

Looks like a banana, tastes like a potato. Usually fried or in chip form.

"Is that a banana?"

"Nah homie it's a plantain, try one"
"It tastes like a potato, how deceiving"

Plantain by rvggedterrvin July 12, 2015