If I had a kid, I’d give him a name that would make everyone want to say his name. I’d call him, Pizzapussysanta. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
Johnny is no ordinary space kicker, infact, he has an amazing thirst for pizza! He first discovered this when he went to the Twin Towers on September 10th 2001, and he had a very good yummy Pizza Hut pizza! His best buddies are Awsome (me) Gummybees, and of course TacoAdamDude