-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

Pizza Shit by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

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Pizzaghetti

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.

1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !

Pizzaghetti by The Flying Pizzaghetti Monster February 26, 2011

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Pizzaphilia

Too be sexually attracted or aroused by pizza.

Johny is a really into pizzaphilia, I think his favorite is bbq pizza.

Pizzaphilia by CTBee April 22, 2015

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Pizza Shit

Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.

Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit

Pizza Shit by Vladimir Tootin June 23, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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