-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

Pizza Shit by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009

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Pizzaghetti

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.

1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !

Pizzaghetti by The Flying Pizzaghetti Monster February 26, 2011

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Pizzaphilia

Too be sexually attracted or aroused by pizza.

Johny is a really into pizzaphilia, I think his favorite is bbq pizza.

Pizzaphilia by CTBee April 22, 2015

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Pizza Shit

Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.

Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit

Pizza Shit by Vladimir Tootin June 23, 2014

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