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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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pizzowned 

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".
You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?
pizzowned by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004

pizzowned 

pizz*owned (verb) (1) - To be owned in a manner proportionate to the goodness of a Pizza Hut (tm) calzone (Pizzone). It is the epiphany of ownage.

pizz*owned (verb) (2) - To be served a piece of american-italian cuisine.

pizz*owned (verb) (3) - To have a Pizzone or other american-italian cuisine slammed into one's face or body.
(1)"You just got served eight slices of PIZZOWNED!"
(1)"Gather 'round the good stuff, you're PIZZOWNED"

(2)"Man I'm hungry. Let's go to Pizza Hut and get Pizzowned!"
(2)"It's lunch time! Time to get Pizzowned!"

(3)"HA HA HA! YOU JUST GOT PIZZOWNED!!"
pizzowned by Dark Fox April 27, 2007

Pizzawned 

(adj) 1. The altered use of "pizowned", but related to the overtaking of a website or forum. 2. Someone who just splattered pizza on themself.
You just found out some punk has hacked and taken over your website. Included to commandeering you website, he/she has posted in your private threads "Pizzawned", followed by different pictures and phrases that express how they felt in their success.
Pizzawned by Nathan Dies January 2, 2006

pizzowned 

A derivative of the word pown, it means to defeat someone hands down, rubbing it in their face.. even more so, because they are not just owned..or powned..they are pizzoned..calzone style. (Coming from the Pizza Hut commercial, selling pizzones.. a combination of pizzas and calzone)
I pizz0wned you calz0ne style!!! I R 1337 H4X0R!!
pizzowned by LT Walrus April 27, 2003

pizzowned 

To be owned. Used in the following insult.
You better start walking to Pizza Hut, cuz you just got PIZZONED!
pizzowned by bodhicide January 17, 2005
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