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Pizzagait 

When your walking with a pizza in your hands.
Dude1: man, somebody pizzagaited me. Dude2: thank God for that delivery driver.
Pizzagait by Jayeeed February 5, 2023
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pizzagasm 

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.
i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm
pizzagasm by Vanessa November 25, 2004

Pizzaghetti 

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.
1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !
A conspiracy theory involving child sex trafficking rings ran by the elite. It was deemed debunked by the mainstream media. But has recently been recirculated. Epstein's island
Hillary Clinton, Joe biden, and Jeffrey Epstein were involved with pizzagate
Pizzagate by Redpill2020 April 28, 2021
When a girl has that nasty acne all over her cleavage
"That bitch has such bad pizzatits it made me wanna throw the fuck up"
Pizzatits by john fucking bazley February 19, 2010

Pizzashit 

A pizzashit is defined as Keegan Beattie.
Pizzashit by Nalamisty April 2, 2021

pizzagasm 

The overwhelming joy one feels when seeing a fresh pizza pulled from the oven, or delivered. Often accompanied by an audible "ahhh".
I made a Chef Boyardee pizza for my girlfriend last night. She had a pizzagasm when I pulled it out of the oven. I knew I was in for a 'gasm of my own later in the night.
pizzagasm by Spilopleura April 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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