Pizzagait

When your walking with a pizza in your hands.

Dude1: man, somebody pizzagaited me. Dude2: thank God for that delivery driver.

by Jayeeed February 5, 2023

pizzagasm

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.

i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm

by Vanessa November 25, 2004

Pizzaghetti

1. (noun) The mix of a pizza and spaghetti. This meal, the worst culinary decision of your life, may be served in various forms.

a. Pizza with spaghetti on the side
b. Pizza with spaghetti sauce on top
c. Pizza with spaghetti AND sauce on top

2. (noun) Any bad decision which is obviously bad to everyone else but you. May also be used to describe a serious mistake you've made.

1. Waiter: What can I bring you ?

Fool: May I please have some delicious pizzaghetti, with some bruschetta on the side ?

Wise Man: Dude, that's a textbook pizzaghetti !

2. Fool: Tonight, I'm getting wasted !

Wise Man: The drunker you get, the more pizzaghettis you'll make.

The next morning.

Fool: I can't believe I've slept with that chick...

Wise Man: She's so ugly ! What a pizzaghetti !

by The Flying Pizzaghetti Monster February 26, 2011

Pizzagate

A conspiracy theory involving child sex trafficking rings ran by the elite. It was deemed debunked by the mainstream media. But has recently been recirculated. Epstein's island

Hillary Clinton, Joe biden, and Jeffrey Epstein were involved with pizzagate

by Redpill2020 April 28, 2021

Pizzatits

When a girl has that nasty acne all over her cleavage

"That bitch has such bad pizzatits it made me wanna throw the fuck up"

by john fucking bazley February 19, 2010

Pizzashit

Keegan Beattie

A pizzashit is defined as Keegan Beattie.

by Nalamisty April 2, 2021

pizzagasm

The overwhelming joy one feels when seeing a fresh pizza pulled from the oven, or delivered. Often accompanied by an audible "ahhh".

I made a Chef Boyardee pizza for my girlfriend last night. She had a pizzagasm when I pulled it out of the oven. I knew I was in for a 'gasm of my own later in the night.

by Spilopleura April 25, 2009