Average, uneventful, cheap sex. But hey-- even it it's not great pizza, pizza still hits the spot, you know?
by hofosho January 4, 2006
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
by ch33kz April 7, 2015
by Jeff from Amsterdam September 12, 2023
A cheese pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast. Originated in Washington, DC, United States of America.
by Jeff from Amsterdam September 12, 2023
by Jeff from Amsterdam October 14, 2023