pizza sex 

Average, uneventful, cheap sex. But hey-- even it it's not great pizza, pizza still hits the spot, you know?

"How was Steph last night?"
"Meh.Pizza sex."

pizza sex by hofosho January 3, 2006

Pizza sex 

Sex according to men.. "Sex is like pizza: Even if it is bad, it's good!"

| "When was the last time you got laid?" "Well, good sex? 2 years ago. Pizza sex? 2 weeks ago." |

Pizza sex by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

Sloppy Pizza Sex 

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Sex Pizza

A cheese pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast. Originated in Washington, DC.

"Hey, do you still have that coupon for an extra large pizza? Let's order a sex pizza."

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam September 11, 2023

Sex Pizza

A cheese pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast. Originated in Washington, DC, United States of America.

"Hey, do you still have that coupon for an extra large pizza? Let's order a sex pizza."

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam September 11, 2023

Sex Pizza

A pizza topped with sausage, meatballs, and chicken breast.

Let's order a sex pizza.

Sex Pizza by Jeff from Amsterdam October 13, 2023

Mr. Sexy's Pizza 

Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.

Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).

Mr. Sexy's Pizza by Shaunn L. May 11, 2009