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Pizza Hut 

The name you give your side hoe in your phone so your girl won't find out.
Girl: "Why the hell is Pizza Hut FaceTimeing you?!"

Pizza Hut 

An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.
Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
Pizza Hut by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

Pizza Hut 

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.
Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.
Pizza Hut by AYB July 28, 2003

Pizza Hut 

Pizza that tastes like it was made in a hut.
Me: Do you want some half baked dog food?
You: No, throw that pizza hut in the garbage.
Pizza Hut by calmebob August 21, 2013

Pizza Hut 

Some Pizza Huts maybe be disgusting but the one at Cattlemen where I worked at has fresh products and we dont serve food thats been on the floor. We throw away dough thats been older than 10 hours in the freezer. Dough is made fresh everyday at Cattlemen Pizza Hut. That's the only Pizza Hut I can trust since I worked there for a year and got to Shift Manager EZ. But quit because it was college time.
Cattlemen Pizza Hut is teh owntz0r.
Pizza Hut by P huNgy November 18, 2003

Pizza Hut 

You'll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). And we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don't wash our hands before making your food. And we are proud followers of the 3-Second Rule.
Get a free tapeworm or E-coli strain with each pizza, courtesy of Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut by employee July 16, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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