1 definition by PaturbedTeen
Originally a misspelling of the word perturbed - this word has reached common usage among Gen Z internet users with divorced parents. Being "paturbed" is like being perturbed but way way worse.
Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.
by PaturbedTeen April 7, 2020