Pitsa 

You just spelled Pizza wrong you idiot. Hope you feel good about yourself.

Josh : I've been to italy and they have the best pitsa ever.
Oliver : because it's made in italy, also you spelled Pizza wrong.
Josh : I should lay off cocaine for a while.

Pitsa by Asswipe2002 August 17, 2019

pissarhea 

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

pissarhea by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

pissappear 

When you are out with someone and they go to the bathroom and skip out on you.

Dude, where is Steve? Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom. I bet he pissappeared, he wasn't feelin' this joint.

pissappear by jfitz77 December 14, 2014

mr pisani 

a very creepy VAMPIRE guy who loves panini and sucks the blood of middle school children. he has very dark eyes that will erase your soul

did you hear of the new sub mr pisani? people say he's a vampire..

mr pisani by dannygreff March 1, 2020