Piticul
A person who basically is a failure at everything they attempt and life. But everyone doesn't want to be a dick to them,so they're constantly encouraging them.
Piticul by Michael Carrillo November 1, 2008
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pitiful excuse for a used douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013
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pitiful mass
A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.
Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008
Pitiful
Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:
pititulus testortion
pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.
I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
pititulus testortion by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
pitiful fuck
1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.
2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
pitiful fuck by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
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