Pisstakes

When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.

"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you

Pisstakes by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025

Pusscakes 

A pussy . . . not girls genitals or a cat. A person that's to scared to do some stuff. Used when a person is rejected or mad.

Hey Alex, wanna take a ride on my motorcycle?" "No Thank you." "Whatever pusscakes."

Pusscakes by NyanNyanedNyaCat June 15, 2011

pisstake 

A satire, parody, or mockery.

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."

pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005

pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

pisstures 

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).

'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'

pisstures by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

pistaken

adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"

pistaken by natushka March 12, 2005

kisstakes 

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.

"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."

kisstakes by BrrGrr October 10, 2010