kisstakes

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.

"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."

by BrrGrr October 10, 2010

kisstake

(n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake.

I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake.

by marrian May 19, 2008

Kissakeet

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.

John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.

by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022

kistake

kis-take (noun): A drunken mistake that results in the coupling of lips between strangers of different hotness levels.

I made a kistake at the party when I hooked up with the kid with headgear because I thought he was the hot quarterback.

by slamwell August 5, 2014

Pisstakes

When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.

"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you

by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025