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kisstakes 

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.
"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."
kisstakes by BrrGrr October 10, 2010
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kisstake 

(n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake.
I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake.
kisstake by marrian May 19, 2008

Kissakeet 

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.
John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.
Kissakeet by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022
kis-take (noun): A drunken mistake that results in the coupling of lips between strangers of different hotness levels.
I made a kistake at the party when I hooked up with the kid with headgear because I thought he was the hot quarterback.
kistake by slamwell August 5, 2014
When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.
"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you
Pisstakes by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025
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