kisstakes 

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.

"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."

kisstakes by BrrGrr October 10, 2010

kisstake 

(n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake.

I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake.

kisstake by marrian May 19, 2008

Kissakeet 

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.

John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.

Kissakeet by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022

kistake 

kis-take (noun): A drunken mistake that results in the coupling of lips between strangers of different hotness levels.

I made a kistake at the party when I hooked up with the kid with headgear because I thought he was the hot quarterback.

kistake by slamwell August 5, 2014

Pisstakes

When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.

"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you

Pisstakes by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020