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Pissghetti 

An error in translation was made when the Italians came to America, because of their accent the people at the time thought they said Spaghetti. Being stupid Americans we pronounced however the fuck we wanted.
Hey Jackie, did you know its not called spaghetti its called piss--

Pissghetti is the true name of Spaghetti
Pissghetti by Cosh Joppe December 31, 2020

Pussyghetti

A noun for a pasta made in long, slender, solid strings that is most commonly used in a flirtatious manner as an innuendo for cunnilingus derived from a child's mispronunciation of the word spaghetti.
Him: "What's for dinner?"
Her: *spreads legs* "PUSSYGHETTI."
Pussyghetti by SirCoolJerk March 7, 2019

Pasghetti 

Mussolini: PASGHETTI!!!

*Crowd Cheers*

YT: watch?v=moWy2J1OkN4
Pasghetti by LibbityBibbity November 10, 2020

missghetti 

Missghetti is when you haven’t had spaghetti in a long time so you call it misghetti. Also from Drew Goodens Video “I think I found the weirdest Christmas movie”
Father: Emily dinner time
Emily:Missghetti!
Father:what does that mean
Emily: father, missghetti means you haven’t made it in a long time.and I miss it. Get it? Missghetti
missghetti by p e r i o d t August 25, 2019

pasghetti 

Child-like way of saying spaghetti.

Phonetic: puh-sket-ti

Etymology: Italian

Pronunciation enPR: psəgĕtʹē, (key): /psəˈɡɛti/, X-SAMP: /ps@"gEti/

Rhymes: -ɛti

Noun. A long thin stringy pasta usually covered in some type of sauce, and/or meatballs.

"Please pass the pasghetti...."

Adjective. A term used to describe thinner sized objects, flimsy, or obscure objects.

1. Spaghetti straps on a shirt,
2. dizzy, off balance, etc
3. Spaghetti Western, or Kung Fu (Martial Arts)
Noun. "Please pass the pasghetti...."

Adjective. "I love pasghetti westerns."
pasghetti by Mabecorp October 15, 2013

psghetti 

A two-faced girl who strings you along.
Don't go for her, she's psghetti
psghetti by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016

pasghetti and meatbulbs

Spaghetti and meatballs. A child's mispronunciation of this popular dish.
Mommy, are we having pasghetti and meatbulbs now? Pleeeeaaaase?
pasghetti and meatbulbs by pentozali December 28, 2005
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