Pissdic 

When the Dick Is in a constant state of moldy piss smell. None the less said older gentlemen insists that he has best 4in soft wiener..ever.

I don't wanna suck this pissdic fool for the phone bill.

Pissdic by Helms matter February 20, 2019

pissydick 

When you go down on a guy and his dick tastes like a volcano.

Chris: Why did you break up with him?
Amy: He had fucken pissydick!

pissydick by JohnnyEntro August 22, 2014

pissicle 

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.

You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.

pissicle by Public_ice November 23, 2010

pissticky

When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.

Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!

pissticky by dexterchip July 21, 2010

pissticide 

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.

1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.

pissticide by The Watcher May 23, 2003

pisslicker 

one who licks piss

You are a pisslicker.

pisslicker by thu January 21, 2004

Pussdick 

A pussdick is someone who is being a pussy and a dick at the same time.

Jamal: Hey Tobby, wanna come play some basket ball.

Tobby: No man, ive got homework to do.

Zebb: What a pussdick!

Pussdick by zzirgrizzfanboyxxii December 18, 2010