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When the Dick Is in a constant state of moldy piss smell. None the less said older gentlemen insists that he has best 4in soft wiener..ever.
I don't wanna suck this pissdic fool for the phone bill.
Pissdic by Helms matter February 20, 2019
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pissydick 

When you go down on a guy and his dick tastes like a volcano.
Chris: Why did you break up with him?
Amy: He had fucken pissydick!
pissydick by JohnnyEntro August 22, 2014

pissicle 

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
pissicle by Public_ice November 23, 2010
When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.
Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!
pissticky by dexterchip July 21, 2010

pissticide 

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.
1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.
pissticide by The Watcher May 23, 2003

pisslicker 

You are a pisslicker.
pisslicker by thu January 21, 2004

Pussdick 

A pussdick is someone who is being a pussy and a dick at the same time.
Jamal: Hey Tobby, wanna come play some basket ball.

Tobby: No man, ive got homework to do.

Zebb: What a pussdick!
Pussdick by zzirgrizzfanboyxxii December 18, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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