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Piss Pissedofferson 

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.
Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.
Piss Pissedofferson by QuacksO August 14, 2018

pissed off piss 

- When you're urinating so hard that you shit your pants. Only people with anger issues have this problem.

- an angry little piss bitch who can't confront the person that they hate for unknown reasons. Usually a stuck up spoiled brat who sits on the computer all fucking day typing up lame psychotic essays in an attempt to offend the person. They like to remain anonymous.

- A self proclaimed rapist who suffers from a combination of obsessive compulsive disorder, manic depression, passive aggression, homosexuality, voyuerism, and an uncrontrolled urge to masturbate to the person they dislike. while the victim laughs.
you little pissed off piss you still pissed off at her? get the fuck over it psycho. go take your anger out on other random people. sounds like you're the type of psycho who would go postal. Go shoot yourself you little faggot. go jack off to someone else and quit watching the porn and pretending that you don't. I thought Every man does it even women. Everyone knows you're not getting any.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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