Piss Monkey
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff
mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
Piss Monkey by littlejimmie December 21, 2015
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Piss Monkey
An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.
Piss Monkey by NakedReporta January 12, 2009
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Piss Monkey by Cock April 26, 2005
Piss monkey
A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
piss monkey damage
piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure
i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made
piss monkey damage by littlejimmie April 8, 2019
Operation Piss Monkey
Operation Piss Monkey by Kloroks May 17, 2021
monkey piss
The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
monkey piss by Dave May 3, 2005
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