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Piss Monkey 

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.
"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"
Piss Monkey by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

Piss Monkey 

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.
That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
Piss Monkey by Cock April 26, 2005

Piss monkey 

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
Piss monkey by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

piss monkey damage 

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure
i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

Operation Piss Monkey 

When you have a plan

monkey piss 

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
monkey piss by Dave May 3, 2005