Piss hand 

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.

Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?
Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.

Piss hand by Umbertinho April 10, 2008

Piss hand 

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

Piss hand by Dr Mengele February 3, 2007

piss in hand 

Piece of cake. Easy. No worries.

The less well-known cousin of "piece of piss", this is an Australian term to describe something as easy, especially if you are asked by somebody else.

"Hey mate, did you pass your exam?"
"Yeah, piss in hand"

piss in hand by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

Piss in my hand 

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

Piss in my hand by E Dellz July 6, 2009

double hand wall piss 

When you're so drunk you put both hands to the wall in front of you and piss into the toilet, wall, or even passed out person, in front of you.

I was so drunk, when I pissed, I needed both hands to hold myself up. It was a double hand wall piss

double hand wall piss by zazzer September 1, 2012

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss 

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022

Piss handle 

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.

Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.

Piss handle by wewawd February 25, 2020