piss whistle

An unpleasant person.

Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.

by themilkofothers March 31, 2016

Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.

Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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by effinG123 June 8, 2010

Piss Whistle

A device that is used to prevent pissing the bed by emitting a beeping sound when piss touches it.

What the fuck is that beeping noise... oh that's just my brother's piss whistle.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018

pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

Pisswhistled

A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed."

In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10.

by nxtvh90 September 29, 2010

Pissywhistle

When a girl pees, there will be parts where there is no pee where the girl is pushing and it sounds like a whistle

Girl: I got to go pee.

Guy: *I hate when she pees, she will have a Pissywhistle.*

by RCO123 December 24, 2019