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piss whistle 

Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.
piss whistle by themilkofothers March 31, 2016
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Piss whistle 

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.
Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

Pink Oboe Bed Flute Cock Penis Boaby
Piss whistle by effinG123 June 8, 2010

Piss Whistle 

A device that is used to prevent pissing the bed by emitting a beeping sound when piss touches it.
What the fuck is that beeping noise... oh that's just my brother's piss whistle.
Piss Whistle by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

pisswhistle 

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.
Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!
pisswhistle by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

Pisswhistled 

A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed."
In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10.
Pisswhistled by nxtvh90 September 29, 2010

Pissywhistle 

When a girl pees, there will be parts where there is no pee where the girl is pushing and it sounds like a whistle
Girl: I got to go pee.

Guy: *I hate when she pees, she will have a Pissywhistle.*
Pissywhistle by RCO123 December 24, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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