piss weak 

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

piss weak by Dbridge January 23, 2008

piss weak 

Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.

1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.

2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.

3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.

piss weak by Papaver December 13, 2008

Piss Weak 

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.

1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"

Piss Weak by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

weak as piss 

Dean Baade

Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss

weak as piss by Feralberyl June 5, 2017

weak as sheep’s piss 

Something very weak.

That song is weak as sheep’s piss

weak as sheep’s piss by Lord Thos July 6, 2022

Weaker than my piss 

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

Weaker than my piss by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

pissweak 

As weak as a stream of urine (piss). Aussie - very weak , especially related towards effort .

Jonny: "he couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding"
Travis: " yer, its a pretty pissweak effort"

pissweak by wackyv8 October 7, 2010