Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk

by littlejimmie December 21, 2015

Piss Monkey

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

Operation Piss Monkey

When you have a plan

Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!

by Kloroks May 17, 2021

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005