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1. A ship that Jack Sparrow has.

2. Hot & Sexy male parts.

3. Something any straight female wants of johnny depp.

Omg... I want his pirate ship!

He has a really nice pirate ship ,I wanna ride his pirate ship!

Pirate ship! by joyce C. June 5, 2007

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Pirate Ship

Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy

“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship”

Pirate Ship by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

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Pirate Ship

A sexual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and anus back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.

Yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. Her pussy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted damn good!!

Pirate Ship by Richie De Bauchery December 29, 2010

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pirate ship

noun - a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heterosexual men all out looking for booty from heterosexual women...
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer

I heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend...but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.

pirate ship by MandyandNina August 21, 2006

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Pirate Ship

a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos

Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?

Pirate Ship by Theycallmejimmy3 February 4, 2010

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pirate ship

See also "upper decker"

The act of taking a crap in the toilet tank instead of the bowl.

the party sucked so I pirate shipped the toilet.

pirate ship by David Fauver July 14, 2005

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pirate ship

an act of sexual intercourse between two men and one woman. The woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his penis into her mouth the other into her vagina or anus. She then slides backwards and forwards on both penises. This mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.

Me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.

Or

Hey man we should pirate ship that chick

pirate ship by Beastman May 13, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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