Pippi Longstocking

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.

I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

Pippi Longstocking by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011

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Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009

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Pippy Longstocking

The pippy longstocking is where you fuck a girl on her period, pull out and wipe it in her hair

"Dude, last night I pulled a Pippy Longstocking on her"

Pippy Longstocking by CrzyNDC September 20, 2006

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Polly pocket pippy longstocking

To be someone of bird like behavior.

when Cardigan Backyardigan threw her shoe at miki minach, she exhibited polly pocket pippy longstocking behavior.

Polly pocket pippy longstocking by pissy cat October 2, 2018

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Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

Pippy Longstockings by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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