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Pipelayo 

Pipelayo is a cray, sexy human being. A wonderful friend and partner, her loyalty knows no bounds. If you meat a Pipelayo grab her and hold on to her because she is just amazing. Pipelayos are usually tall with curvy bodies and have amazing culinary skills and enjoy being in the kitchen.
Person: Have you met Pipelayo?
Me: Yeah, I saw her at a party!
Person: Wasnt she the best, she bought the best foccacia ive ever had!
Me: Yeah I tasted it ,it was excellent
Pipelayo by rebeolona January 23, 2024
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pipelayer 

One who is extremely talented in the sack. A primo compliment to any male who is either very well-endowed or not so much but knows how to make the juices flow. Pertaining to one who uses a nice cock very well.
Damn, you know my ex was such an asshole, but he was a hell of a pipelayer.
pipelayer by Austin_Diva July 7, 2008

pipelayerz 

One who lays pipe ; one who has a big dick and bangs as much pussy as he can ; a gangbang
screwing all night long ; Greely is a true pipelayer ; there was a crew of pipelayerz bangin that chicken head ; damn i must be bored.
pipelayerz by BrAwNy February 26, 2007

Pipelayer 

One who has mastered the art of getting layed. One who can travel to any location and still get layed with great ease! You can go as far as to say women call him up just for random sex. This man is Truely the greatest at fucking women!
"Dude she fucked you and left. Then her friends call you just for sex? You truly are a Pipelayer ."

See also
Tucker Max(stories), Casanova, Hef, etc...
Pipelayer by Dickard06 June 16, 2008

Peter Pipelayer 

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).
Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

Master Pipelayer 

When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.

See @the.texan_ on TikTok
He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.
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