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pipelayer 

One who is extremely talented in the sack. A primo compliment to any male who is either very well-endowed or not so much but knows how to make the juices flow. Pertaining to one who uses a nice cock very well.
Damn, you know my ex was such an asshole, but he was a hell of a pipelayer.
pipelayer by Austin_Diva July 7, 2008

Pipelayer 

One who has mastered the art of getting layed. One who can travel to any location and still get layed with great ease! You can go as far as to say women call him up just for random sex. This man is Truely the greatest at fucking women!
"Dude she fucked you and left. Then her friends call you just for sex? You truly are a Pipelayer ."

See also
Tucker Max(stories), Casanova, Hef, etc...
Pipelayer by Dickard06 June 16, 2008

Peter Pipelayer 

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).
Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

Master Pipelayer 

When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.

See @the.texan_ on TikTok
He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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