Pintoked

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The many quotes meme lord Mr. Pintok says.

Woah, 7th hour, please quiet down.
We're going to need to go over some etiquette skills.
When my voice is at this volume you should listen.
You will be spending time with me after class.
(Insert name here), last reminder.
We are going to go red light if this keeps up.
Sorry I spooked you.
The hall doesn't release you, I do.
Mason don't be goofy.
Smart Girl.
We need to cut off 3/4 of all of this noise.
We can arrange that. (Mostly for detentions)
Which one of you should I talk to first?
We'll get back to you on that.
The lights are off, please find your seats.

Mason putting chairs up early.
Mr. Pintok: Mason you will be spending time with me after class.
April: OOOF! GET PINTOKED MOTHERHECKER.
Mr Pintok: April I'm getting a little concerned.

Pintoked by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid March 8, 2019

Words you can keep

Pintoed

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.

Pintoed by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

Related Words

Pintoked • pintoed

pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."

pintoed by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008

Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.

Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.

Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026