Pintoked 

The many quotes meme lord Mr. Pintok says.

Woah, 7th hour, please quiet down.
We're going to need to go over some etiquette skills.
When my voice is at this volume you should listen.
You will be spending time with me after class.
(Insert name here), last reminder.
We are going to go red light if this keeps up.
Sorry I spooked you.
The hall doesn't release you, I do.
Mason don't be goofy.
Smart Girl.
We need to cut off 3/4 of all of this noise.
We can arrange that. (Mostly for detentions)
Which one of you should I talk to first?
We'll get back to you on that.
The lights are off, please find your seats.

Mason putting chairs up early.
Mr. Pintok: Mason you will be spending time with me after class.
April: OOOF! GET PINTOKED MOTHERHECKER.
Mr Pintok: April I'm getting a little concerned.

Pintoked by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid March 8, 2019

Pintoed 

When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.

This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.

Pintoed by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

pintoed 

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."

pintoed by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008

Pintoed 

When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.

Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

Pintoed 

When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week

How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.

Pintoed by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020