Pink pencil

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)

“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”

Pink pencil by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019

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pink pencil

A dog's penis

Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.

pink pencil by Rover April 28, 2004

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pink pencils

nipples

is used to describe without public acknowledgment relating to the nipple

Hey friend, I can see your pink pencils through your shirt!

pink pencils by QuargaPie May 27, 2017

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Pink Pencils

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.

Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"

Pink Pencils by Lexxyy April 25, 2009

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pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

pink pencile by mavros May 1, 2006

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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