Pink Wallet

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the slang term for "vagina"

#1: "Hey dude, how was the party last night?"
#2: "Epic. Got some pink wallet!"
#1: "Niiiice"

Pink Wallet by Steven Snow June 7, 2011

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pink dick wallet

pussy, vagina, snatch, twat, cunt, stinky peach fish, you know that gash between her thighs/ where you wish you were...

I was fuckin him so hard my pink dick wallet was almost ripped in half.

pink dick wallet by recklessahoy August 7, 2006

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

pink saussage wallet by jack August 7, 2004

hot pink sausage wallet

slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina

"ohhh baby i love your hot pink sausage wallet"

hot pink sausage wallet by UnholyConfessions June 13, 2008

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.

Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet by 97BlackSE (Kyle) May 13, 2005

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

pink velvet sausage wallet

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

pink velvet sausage wallet by ben wood May 13, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026