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Are you a pinchas?
pinchas by Kin Lee February 22, 2004
A fat Jewish man who sells watches.
Pinchas was selling watches in Soho, but he didnt make any trout flavored cupcakes.
Pinchas by Doug Funny Ninja Muffin November 3, 2003

punchasize 

threaten bodily harm in response to a benign request
Dimpus Burger worker: Do you wanna Dimpus-size your meal for a quarter more?

You: Want me to punchasize your face, for free?
punchasize by Rod Farva February 9, 2004

pinchaphobic 

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women
Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.
pinchaphobic by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009
My girlfriend is so pinkhas.
Pinkhas by Pinkhas Lover January 24, 2009

Pinchscrote 

An early sign of Swamp Ass. When the scrotum become moist while walking or running and rubs together causing it to pinch.
Ow! We got to stop for a minute. I am getting Pinchscrote!
Pinchscrote by Sojamoja October 7, 2011
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