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Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

pimplestix 

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.
pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)
Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!
pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004

Party Pimples 

The small pimples on someone’s face usually around the mouth or chin caused by cum. They can also be located near the ass or vagina. They are found on porn stars and sluts alike. Chicks with these tell tale signs will love to party, thus the name party pimples.
Check out that chicks chin, it’s covered with party pimples I know she will let you cum in her mouth or on her face.
Party Pimples by Beavis812many August 23, 2009
small inconspicous pimples
can you see those pimpies on my ass?
pimpies by pimpie mcpimp-face November 4, 2004

poop pimples 

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
poop pimples by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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