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Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

pimplestix 

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.
pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004

pimpstick 

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho
Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!
pimpstick by 1an September 20, 2006

pimplestiltskin

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)
Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!
pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004

pimpalastick 

A member of the male human party who is exceptionally eccentric and intellectual in every action that they take; one who makes babies without trying.
Kirk is quite possibly the most pimpalastick human being on the planet. If it was not for Kirk being pimpalastick, the earth would most certainly implode.
pimpalastick by Kirk Batterson September 21, 2008

piddlestick 

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.
1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O