Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

weenus-pimp by Jessica James July 4, 2006

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weekend pimp

A weekend pimp is typically an adult between the ages of 25 and 40. A weekend pimp typically has a full time, well paying, meaningful career, limiting the time they can spend at the clubs or time searching for hos. During the weekend pimps days off work they go out and try to pick up members of the opposite sex.

"Do you think Paul is going out with us Thursday?"

"Nah, Paul's a weekend pimp. You know he's got to be at work Friday morning. Maybe Saturday night."

weekend pimp by topherb May 9, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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