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Pimp Limp 

Once upon a time there was a pimp and one day he got in a skirmish with a local cop and while he was running away he got shot in the leg and had to walk with a limp. Now the pimp was limping around with a cane keeping up with his hoes. Every other pimp liked it and copy ed him and that's why pimps walk with a limp.
"look at that foo with da pimp limp"
Pimp Limp by FRenchporker October 3, 2009

Dirty Pimp Limp 

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.
John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.
Dirty Pimp Limp by Doombadger October 27, 2010

limp pimp 

A pimp who suffers from erectile dysfunction.
Look at that limp pimp he can't get it up.
limp pimp by Awwstin Powers April 26, 2010

limp pimp 

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
limp pimp by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Limp pimp 

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.
Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

limp pimp 

To be someone that is not a pro pimp.
Chris talks about bein a pro pimp all the time but hes just a limp pimp.
limp pimp by Gamerscomplete February 2, 2009