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Someone who is likely to be the bearer of morning anal activity. Can be said to greater effect with a raunchy scottish accent.
Mate A: 'boi, i was rockin some bare anal activity this fine morn.'
Mate B: 'PILUFA!'
Pilufa by pdaykz September 10, 2010
Words you can keep
Pitufa is a Smurf a person that's short .
In a sentence it'll sound more like. "Last night James met a Pitufa' at the bar lol. Although she was pretty short she was real cute for him.
Pitufa by Luzidphor January 4, 2019
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Pillface 

(n) Term used to describe a person who goes to nightclubs and takes pills, and then will precede to tell everyone about how great it was up until next saturday. When he/she takes pills again, then the fun starts all over for another week.
shut up dave, you pillface
Pillface by slinky October 6, 2004
A girlfriend or wife who is a pain in the butt. A spanish slang for "ball and chain".
Where is your pitufa?
Pitufa by Ivan2333 December 19, 2010

Pilfaxeraged 

to grab fax items not of your own, especially habitually
Jackie's fax never arrived Mike pilfaxeraged it with his stuff last Tuesday
Pilfaxeraged by coachk1 January 5, 2011
Pilua that wahine (girl).
pilua by James Clements January 27, 2005

Pillfart 

A noxious cloud of gas expelled from the anus the morning after a mad night out on Purple Hearts.
Doobs, that pillfart was toxic. Get out.
Pillfart by Giant Oscar January 20, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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