Pilcered - Adjective
To be in a relationship with someone that is in every way the best you will ever do and in most cases WAY out of your league

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.