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Pilfered Turkey 

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

Pussy Pilferer 

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.
"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."
Pussy Pilferer by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Anglo-pilferer 

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.
Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."
Anglo-pilferer by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

Pilcered 

Pilcered - Adjective
To be in a relationship with someone that is in every way the best you will ever do and in most cases WAY out of your league
Marc: Dude, just marry her. You're already Larried anyway
Ariel: Drop it, I'm going to go eat lots of things
Marc: How the hell did you bag her? you're totally pilcered..
Pilcered by binvacuagn November 1, 2010

poo-pilfere 

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.
Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.
poo-pilfere by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

Pilferdick 

Verb: To pilfer through the belongings of someone else and steal for personal gain.
Can I watch your security footage? I think someone came to pilferdick through our shit.
Pilferdick by Doomslinger June 4, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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