Pilatepuss 

The view of a girl's vagina while they are wearing yoga/pilate pants.

Hey, Check out that chics Pilatepuss.

Pilatepuss by bp131 May 24, 2011

platypussery 

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.

Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.

platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009

Platypussy 

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy 

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

Platypussy by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy 

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

platypussy by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platypussy 

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

platypussy by dinowhxre August 15, 2020