Piana

Pronounced: pē-ˈä-nə\

1.usually offensive: a person whom acts with moderate mental retardation by personal choice. An individual whose rhetoric is always askew of proper pronunciation.

2. A long winded, feeble minded individual, who refuses to accept responibility, and insists upon being correct in any situation.
3.An individual who is always off key, in any conversation, like a badly tuned musical instrument, such as a Paino.
Why does that guy always act like a piana, we could have been out of that meeting in 15 minutes, if he had just shut up and taken responsibility.
by The Visk April 10, 2011
mugGet the Pianamug.

Rich Piana

On the 8th hour of the Arm Workout, Rich Piana said, "Let There Be Gains"
by ShemNgoche November 06, 2020
mugGet the Rich Pianamug.

Rich Piana

The greatest natural bodybuilder in history.
Rich Piana is my favorite natty bodybuilder.
by 霸氣屁孩 September 05, 2015
mugGet the Rich Pianamug.

loro piana

luxury wool and cashmere products, the original "if you don't know what it is you can't afford it" brand, all that said though first rate stuff, the perfect example of luxury being "knowing not showing"
1. like my loro piana carpeting its 10,000 euro per square foot!

2. my long sleeved polo may have cost $800 but it was made from the soft underbelly fuzz of mogolian baby goats!
by 888Tomac888 October 06, 2008
mugGet the loro pianamug.

oily piana

The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.
Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?
by Rich Punani G4P February 17, 2017
mugGet the oily pianamug.

Piana

a little female karen with no life
HOLLYYY SHIT ITS A PIANA. WATCH FOR YOUR MANGERS
by U homo guy September 18, 2020
mugGet the Pianamug.