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Pronounced: pē-ˈä-nə\

1.usually offensive: a person whom acts with moderate mental retardation by personal choice. An individual whose rhetoric is always askew of proper pronunciation.

2. A long winded, feeble minded individual, who refuses to accept responibility, and insists upon being correct in any situation.
3.An individual who is always off key, in any conversation, like a badly tuned musical instrument, such as a Paino.
Why does that guy always act like a piana, we could have been out of that meeting in 15 minutes, if he had just shut up and taken responsibility.
Piana by The Visk April 10, 2011
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a little female karen with no life
HOLLYYY SHIT ITS A PIANA. WATCH FOR YOUR MANGERS
Piana by U homo guy September 18, 2020
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loro piana 

luxury wool and cashmere products, the original "if you don't know what it is you can't afford it" brand, all that said though first rate stuff, the perfect example of luxury being "knowing not showing"
1. like my loro piana carpeting its 10,000 euro per square foot!

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oily piana 

The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.
Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?
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A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.
I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.
Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012
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